I can be awfully pessimistic, especially on the Internet. Should we all log off forever? In my opinion, yes. My Twitter feed is usually a wasteland filled with unfunny memes and hot takes on whatever ...
Singing “Happy Birthday” feels bad. The notes feel awkward, the pace feels awkward, the whole situation feels awkward. The song lasts twenty vein-tightening seconds, seconds that stretch out like Zeno ...